Inventing the universe.
How the fuck did I get here?
Inventing the universe.
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thevulcantimelord:

moniquill:

othercat2:

no-mercy-in-this-dojo:


droffats-hsoj:


Assets secure.


” You do not have the password…”


keep you bodice safe from ripping with our patented bodice kitten.

Looks like what we have here is a…
[sunglasses]
Boobytrap.
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daddyfuckedme:

IT’S A SEX TOY GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!!!
Okay guys so here’s the deal, you’ve been putting up with all my ToyDirty posts for a while now and it’s time to celebrate.
Each week I’ll be giving away one of these best selling $121 dollar Lelo gigi vibrators along with another smaller prize of your choosing from the picture seen above. The last winner will also get the couple-friendly $132 dollar Lelo Alia as well.
If you don’t want to wait you can purchase these on my site ToyDirty right away and they are by far my favorite, most recommended products.
Each vibrator is made with body-safe silicone material, comes with a 1-year warranty, is fully rechargeable and has multiple adjustable stimulation settings.
And all you have to do is like or reblog this post as often as your little heart desires. You don’t even need to be following me and a winner will be chosen every Friday until April 11th with a random number generator.
You must be 18 or over to participate and this is in no way affiliated with tumblr.
GOOD LUCK ;)

Free sex toys? Down.
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sir-erebus:

Good morning!

mmf
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justdevitt:

henrycavillsstinkface:

ibizatothenorfolkbroads:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

High-five for open minded people

this is cute and also observe: sometimes people aren’t being deliberately close-minded and douchey about issues like sexuality etc. ok sometimes they just need somebody to patiently and politely explain things to them

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Dear Social Justice Bloggers

cute!
justdevitt:

henrycavillsstinkface:

ibizatothenorfolkbroads:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

High-five for open minded people

this is cute and also observe: sometimes people aren’t being deliberately close-minded and douchey about issues like sexuality etc. ok sometimes they just need somebody to patiently and politely explain things to them

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Dear Social Justice Bloggers

cute!
justdevitt:

henrycavillsstinkface:

ibizatothenorfolkbroads:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

High-five for open minded people

this is cute and also observe: sometimes people aren’t being deliberately close-minded and douchey about issues like sexuality etc. ok sometimes they just need somebody to patiently and politely explain things to them

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Dear Social Justice Bloggers

cute!
justdevitt:

henrycavillsstinkface:

ibizatothenorfolkbroads:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

High-five for open minded people

this is cute and also observe: sometimes people aren’t being deliberately close-minded and douchey about issues like sexuality etc. ok sometimes they just need somebody to patiently and politely explain things to them

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Dear Social Justice Bloggers

cute!
justdevitt:

henrycavillsstinkface:

ibizatothenorfolkbroads:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

High-five for open minded people

this is cute and also observe: sometimes people aren’t being deliberately close-minded and douchey about issues like sexuality etc. ok sometimes they just need somebody to patiently and politely explain things to them

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Dear Social Justice Bloggers

cute!
justdevitt:

henrycavillsstinkface:

ibizatothenorfolkbroads:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

High-five for open minded people

this is cute and also observe: sometimes people aren’t being deliberately close-minded and douchey about issues like sexuality etc. ok sometimes they just need somebody to patiently and politely explain things to them

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Dear Social Justice Bloggers

cute!
justdevitt:

henrycavillsstinkface:

ibizatothenorfolkbroads:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

High-five for open minded people

this is cute and also observe: sometimes people aren’t being deliberately close-minded and douchey about issues like sexuality etc. ok sometimes they just need somebody to patiently and politely explain things to them

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Dear Social Justice Bloggers

cute!
justdevitt:

henrycavillsstinkface:

ibizatothenorfolkbroads:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

High-five for open minded people

this is cute and also observe: sometimes people aren’t being deliberately close-minded and douchey about issues like sexuality etc. ok sometimes they just need somebody to patiently and politely explain things to them

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Dear Social Justice Bloggers

cute!
justdevitt:

henrycavillsstinkface:

ibizatothenorfolkbroads:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

High-five for open minded people

this is cute and also observe: sometimes people aren’t being deliberately close-minded and douchey about issues like sexuality etc. ok sometimes they just need somebody to patiently and politely explain things to them

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Dear Social Justice Bloggers

cute!
justdevitt:

henrycavillsstinkface:

ibizatothenorfolkbroads:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

High-five for open minded people

this is cute and also observe: sometimes people aren’t being deliberately close-minded and douchey about issues like sexuality etc. ok sometimes they just need somebody to patiently and politely explain things to them

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Dear Social Justice Bloggers

cute!
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indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.
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thefrogman:

[video]
thefrogman:

[video]
thefrogman:

[video]
thefrogman:

[video]
thefrogman:

[video]
thefrogman:

[video]
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moonuncle:

Dolphins are straight up murdering to get high dolphins are piece of shit
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Harry Potter's Character Development
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thefrogman:

By Jordan Molineux [tumblr | society6]
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tastefullyoffensive:

[via]
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sir-erebus:

My hand!
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fuckyeahcommunity:

Don Glover